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Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (4941)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

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Manager.

#6 - On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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How strange to have that from a fine dining establishment like McDonalds...

#7 - On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm by LoLlersnakes

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