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Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30879) - you deserved it (3317)

On 12/17/2010 at 11:23am - health - by BYUwildchild - United States

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What kind of fish is that? A blow fish?

#4 - On 12/17/2010 at 1:12pm by ThatLooksSticky

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It's a sign from the heavens, you are the Penis God. I've been searching everywhere for you...

#3 - On 12/17/2010 at 1:11pm by every1luvsboners

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