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Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML

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that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?

#4 - On 12/16/2010 at 3:04am by italiangurrl

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I'd be pissed

#3 - On 12/16/2010 at 3:03am by kelly0928

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