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Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML


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On 12/15/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by Charlayyyy -

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that sucks, but why didn't you remind them? couldn't you feel where they put the Vaseline?

#4 - On 12/16/2010 at 3:04am by italiangurrl

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YDI, you should have made sure they did that, dumbass. I'm sure you were able to be aware of what was going on around you.....

#6 - On 12/16/2010 at 3:05am by TryptamineDreame

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