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Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26643) - you deserved it (3137)

On 11/18/2010 at 12:04am - health - by twice-a-day (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Harry Beetle... The bug who lived... Come to die.

#2 - On 11/18/2010 at 6:02am by allmidnighteyes

See in context

+18 | 6

That is beautiful.

#4 - On 11/18/2010 at 6:03am by BloodyHeel

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