boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!"
his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"
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You should give him one of your rotten pregnancy farts right in his mouth while he's sleeping. He probably wouldn't be laughing then.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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