Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (New York) / Health

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  • boyfriend: "hey guys, i farted and it smelled so bad that my girlfriend threw up all over the coffee table. LOL!"
    his friends: "whoooa that is so cool." "that is awesome." "hilarious." "i wish my farts smelled that bad!"

    #11 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:23pm by zp5

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  • You should give him one of your rotten pregnancy farts right in his mouth while he's sleeping. He probably wouldn't be laughing then.

    #12 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:26pm by TryptamineDreame

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