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Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19795) - you deserved it (6266)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:05am - health - by mikey - United States (Michigan)

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Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;

#2 - On 10/14/2010 at 1:07pm by TaylorTotsYumm

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Don't listen to your wife. EVER.

#1 - On 10/14/2010 at 1:05pm by lostforwhatever

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