By mikey - 14/10/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 188
You deserved it 7 050

Same thing different taste

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;

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tribridags 0
perdix 29

If your 6-pack is covered by a thick mat of bear fur, how will she tell whether you have one or not? Or are you talking about beer? Getting women liquored up is a lot more convenient than going through the hard work of getting great abs.

justanotherbird 19
token_blackguy 18

the only time a full body wax should be considered is if you're trying to raise money for charity other than that, no woman would ever convince me that it would be a good idea - proud to have hair

Did your wife tell you to get the wax or did you go out and do it of your own accord and then she said it looked sexy to spare your feelings? Ew... I don't think I could look a man in the eye who would wax all his hair off for a fashion statement.

Agreed. More men need to discover the wonders of exfoliation.

I love love hairy guys the more the better i want to curl up against it i love it body hair is the best but a thick beard is amazing too that way we he can rub his beard in my... er well anyway op your wife did you wrong