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Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5679) - you deserved it (58878)

On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Instant Karma :)

#9 - On 10/13/2010 at 3:10am by DearCricket

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You deserve it, asshole.

#6 - On 10/13/2010 at 3:07am by dragonaair

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