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Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5266) - you deserved it (57058)

On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Instant Karma :)

#9 - On 10/13/2010 at 3:10am by DearCricket

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you honestly think you don't deserve that? I would have pissed in a cup and poured it on your face while you slept.

#3 - On 10/13/2010 at 3:06am by V90

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