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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML

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DearCricket 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:10

Instant Karma :)

dragonaair 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:07

You deserve it, asshole.

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ricktos 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 11:54

next time try a warm sausage on his mouth and when he wakes up pretend to zip up your fly! lol

smokey20 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 11:58

haha that's what you get jackass

mackentoshe 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:01

salamanders

doll_face89 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:05

lmao good laugh. you should have known better

pdp_fml 21

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:12

That is an old trick. It has been around for ages!

daaaniel 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:15

58 win haha

christa953 12

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:36

what's with all these elementary pranks???

siv97splat 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:52

I'm srry about whatever mark he left but that was hilarious!!! u totally deserved it!!! ur so dumb

pancake_mixx 9

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:57

Are you 5 years old? Do you need to see people perform bodily functions? Creeper.

babelini 12

Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:11

lol. exactly.

Astroman129 7

Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:18

Save the whipped cream for the sex. It's not worth it.

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