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Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my bestfriends elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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On 10/08/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by ~Mr.Void - United States (South Carolina)

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how were you going to start a mosh pit at the back if you bought front row tickets?

#7 - On 10/09/2010 at 2:43am by brennboo

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never saw the reason of moshpits.

#3 - On 10/09/2010 at 2:42am by cr4ckb0n3f4n

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