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Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21494) - you deserved it (2497)

On 10/03/2010 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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The pain only lasts for 3 days, or better yet get some oxicotin and you won't be in pain.

#5 - On 10/03/2010 at 8:20pm by TheBestManEver

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The same thing happened to me so guess what? I took some pain mess slept for a few days and got over it.. Congrats your a wimp!

#221 - On 09/05/2011 at 6:50pm by mlwpeanut

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