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Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML


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On 10/03/2010 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Sorry, OP! That's an unfortunate anomaly. :(

#12 - On 10/03/2010 at 8:25pm by nerdsgetmehot

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I had my wisdom teeth removed my first Xmas vacation home from college, Christmas Eve, with my wisdom teeth removed. I have no pity for you, OP

#64 - On 10/03/2010 at 9:04pm by CTina206

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