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FML - The follow-up

Today, my roommate came out of the bathroom, and asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds and kilos, even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. FML

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For anyone who is interested, she has taken it with good humour and is still laughing about it. It's one of those electronic scales, so I did briefly get her to believe that due to the GFC, the scales would say she was putting on more pounds than kilos before I came clean with the truth.
By ak_6694 - / Saturday 22 September 2012 07:29 / Australia - Lane Cove
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#1, while it is kind of you to do so, I'd have to think that God in Heaven has better things to do with His time than help people tolerate ignorant roommates. Maybe not, which is why atheism is getting more popular these days.

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As a whole, people are getting smarter everyday. The average IQ continues to climb. But everything is relative, so even the smartest are smarter too. Which means that "stupid" people will always exist. But it's definitely not true that people are getting dumber.

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As long as she pays her half the rent, is not a disgusting pig, and doesn't have creepy habits I see no reason for OP to shell out a ton of money just to get away from the roommate.

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Well first organize a study group, then make a chart of similarities and differences, then analyze it and finally open the discussion for observations and conclusions.

Look on the bright side - if she's really that stupid, you can probably bilk her out of some portion of the rent. Just tell her the exchange rate for men is different for women, so you only owe 40% of the monthly rent instead of 50. It's actually legal in Australia to do this to idiots. Really, I looked it up. No need to thank me.

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