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Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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It's common knowledge that all personal trainers are douchebags.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:43pm by Silas

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Lol at people being all outraged and indignant. If you're fat, you're fat, you can't really get mad about it. Also, if you have a personal trainer and are going to the gym and whatnot, I'm assuming you're gonna lose weight, so take it as motivation.

#10 - On 02/24/2009 at 9:23pm by Greg G.

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