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Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)

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It's common knowledge that all personal trainers are douchebags.

#4 - On 02/24/2009 at 7:43pm by Silas

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Think of it this way, if your trainer was impressed by the size of your biceps, he was impressed until he touched it. So key thing to remember while showing off: show them the good, but no touchie. And you're golden.

#13 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:01pm by NofolkDude

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