Sports and Health: Money!

Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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Distraction

By girlie - 04/03/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark

Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML

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You had to ask

By Bryan - 30/09/2020 17:01 - United States

Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Nice guys

By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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Spotted it

By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Rekt

By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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Silas_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:43

It's common knowledge that all personal trainers are douchebags.

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:01

Think of it this way, if your trainer was impressed by the size of your biceps, he was impressed until he touched it. So key thing to remember while showing off: show them the good, but no touchie. And you're golden.

Comments

MonkeySpeaks 4

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:13

Screw the PT. I love mine. The only time he "beats me up" is if I actuallY GAIN weight, which is rare cause im scared of the work out he'll make me do if i do. When we actuallyWORK out though he ONLY focuses on the positives (Great form! You're look great, etc).

Zic_fml 7

Sunday 1 March 2009 17:36

And what do you expect to hear from your gym teacher? He's just making you work harder!

kayykatastrophii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:20

Sorry, but most health nuts are complete jerks, and are rude when someone isn't as "good" as them. I'd find a new gym.

princess90 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:08

sry t say this but your trainer must be a pretty SUCKY one if he confuses fat for muscles:S

WildBill1337 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:06

lol at you whiners! its called negative reinforcement. of course our society is too pampered for that to work anymore. kudos to the old-school trainer!

Nacirema20 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:35

lmao, that bites... :-/ FYL.

LJN 16

Thursday 15 July 2010 20:51

As horrible as that is, you can take it as motivation. And if it really makes you feel that horrible, then work out at home. You don't need fancy gym equipment to get a good work out. It's easy to lose tons of weight by even just biking a half hour a day.