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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34301) - you deserved it (9375)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

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Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~

#6 - On 07/14/2010 at 6:16am by Mirorbo

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"YDI for being fat"...(lady walks on the stage and whispers something in my ear, and then walks off) "Ladies and gentlemen...I have just been informed that I am also fat!" (walks off stage, sobbing)

#30 - On 07/14/2010 at 7:57am by tpike1296

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