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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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Darling, I'm fairly certain she did that on purpose just to be mean and make you feel bad. Ignore her and continue to better yourself!~

#6 - On 07/14/2010 at 6:16am by Mirorbo

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"She thought it was an earthquake"

#3 - On 07/14/2010 at 6:14am by MudPuddleMica

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