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Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8361) - you deserved it (41267)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:41am - health - by kcd (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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An "Oh sorry" would have ended this drama.

#7 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:50am by Speech

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Haha that's what you get for being one of those obnoxious people who tells other kids what to do. You probably had a bitchy tone. I read this and thought it was a teacher.

#8 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:56am by blacklagoon

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