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Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10919) - you deserved it (50970)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:41am - health - by kcd (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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An "Oh sorry" would have ended this drama.

#7 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:50am by Speech

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I am guilty of the exact same thing. A friend of mine has diabetes. Once, we were at Subway and he pulled out his insulin pump to check it.

I said, "Oooh, nice mp3 player."

"That's his insulin pump."

"It's my insulin pump."

"OH CRAP."

It was hilarious. Though it doesn't hold a candle to the time a friend of mine said to a person with horrible burns on their face, "Nice face paint."

#20 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:32pm by FishyFred

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