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Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9490) - you deserved it (21491)

On 05/25/2010 at 8:32am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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