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Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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On 05/16/2010 at 12:08am - health - by fatgirl - United States

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And you didn't break his hand? If my BF ever pulled some shit like that, he'd be sporting a cast. Not cool, especially in front of friends.

#14 - On 05/16/2010 at 6:26am by chasin_butterfli

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damn maybe you should take the hint before your on intervention!

#2 - On 05/16/2010 at 6:12am by Notjustanother1

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