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Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28111) - you deserved it (7218)

On 05/16/2010 at 12:08am - health - by fatgirl - United States

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Dude, seriously. It doesn't matter how much was eaten beforehand, or how fat she is. Unless OP specified "Stop me if I eat to much" for help with a diet or something, which obviously she hadn't, no boyfriend should treat their girlfriend like that.
Especially if he still expects sex.

#15 - On 05/16/2010 at 6:29am by ChivalrousZombie

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And you didn't break his hand? If my BF ever pulled some shit like that, he'd be sporting a cast. Not cool, especially in front of friends.

#14 - On 05/16/2010 at 6:26am by chasin_butterfli

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