You wanker

By dinosaucer - 12/10/2011 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was accused of masturbating during work. I was actually just getting something out of my pocket. FML
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j_cat187 19

Umm yea let me just get my.... Umm hold on a sec...almost done. O wait, my pen is in my shirt pocket. How embarrassing.

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DuchessAubri 1

Maybe you forgot about getting your pen and decided to pleasure yourself when the work place babe walked by. LOL.

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Akumasama187 1

Hey nothing wrong with a little pocket pool at work lol

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Stylin_Since_97 10

Taking out a photo to ********** to!!! That is...

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xxlexayxx 0

u didn't make any moaning noises right? that can make ppl think stuff :P

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hateevryone 14

I bet you were accused by the perverts that secretly wants to smush you.

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ramseydl 0

Of course that what they all say

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juliewashere88 1

HAH! I've been accused of the same thing. I was on the radio with a sergeant who could hear a buzzing noise from my end. It took a few flustered moments to explain that it was just a guy standing behind me while using an electric razor. Ah, Iraq. Fun times.

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