You can't say anything these days

By Ashley Marshburn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter walked into my home office and said, "Fuck you!" Then she ran to my husband and said, "Did I say it right?" FML
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Top comments

Nyc__Princess 0

lol ! Don't blame her, she was just a messanger.

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Lauren10102 3

Lighten up, it's a joke:)

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AlvaTheStarvingA 0

"Awww! What a cute baby!" "F*** YOU!" "O.o" I want to have children like that.

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scarletscribblez 0

Haha I actually laughed thinking about that scenario :P :D

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Hopersz 0

Lmfao. Thats awesome loll

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stronghand0331 17

Have fun trying to make her not say that everywhere she goes... such as church..

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Farion 7

Well maybe she should implement the "stronghand" method.

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stronghand0331 17

If every parent were to implement the "stronghand" method, the world would have fewer delinquents.

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Ummmmyeah 0

dont kill the messenger

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syedlink27 0

kids say the darndest things.. where's bill Cosby when you need him. btw I conclude you are the worst parent known to humanity

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azhein 0

why is she the worst parent? her husband told the kid to say it.

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MyFirstKiss 0

i agree.where the hell is he when ya need him the most?!

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QWERTYCommander 5

Why yes. Forget child abuse that happens worldwide... This woman's kid knows a swear word! Such a bad parent. And that was sarcasm, by the way.

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syedlink27 0

did you guys catch the sarcasm.. oh no? btw OP lmao.. I woulda lol if I were you but I would talk to her and my husband

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xVictoriaDreamz 0

Wow, great husband.

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ViiciousDreamz 0

Things like this give me hope in humanity and it's parenting skills. Thank God for people like you.

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kc8nlr 1

I'm going to bet you're being sarcastic, but it should... A parent raising children without the stigma and irrational, completely imagined offensiveness of "bad" words. There are no bad words, only bad intentions, and there is no difference between ******* and "freaking" and damn and darn.

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