WTF is this fresh hell?

By swag papi - 22/01/2016 05:47 - Australia - Perth

Spicy
Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang. I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML
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Tripartita 44

"I've got a monster in my pants." "**** off, loser." "No, no, an actual monster! You've gotta help me! Please!"

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kenyrabit 25

Ah, he's just being playful. Pet him. He might simmer down.

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clawstrophobic 15

Well you live in Australia so it makes sense

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FitFriday 32

I sure as hell hope there wasn't a dingo in his pants

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snarkytruth 37

He's looking for a bone and might eat yer baby!

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Jennipher Stillwell 11

lmao almost spit out my food ???

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hellnosucka 27

The fml reads like a song for some reason. A pretty nasty song to be sure.

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oliv34 11

im glad that wasnt just me who heard it

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pats2004 17

You might want to check yourself for crabs

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weatherxveins 29

Do either of those things actually bit enough to feel it?

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OnyxParadox 10

Those are actually the same thing, crabs are just slang for pubic lice.

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sousaphonist 14

Well THAT'S an imminent trip to the doctor's office

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kripea 14

So this is what is meant by the dangerous Australian bush

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