Drunk, Roommate, Annoying and Awkward: WTF dude? - FML

WTF dude?

By shit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found my drunken roommate asleep in my bed, naked, after he'd peed himself. FML

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mylifeisnotfuckd 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:30

haha thats just flat out funny

Negrodamus666 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:43

I hope you made him at least clean it up the next morning, early, while he was good and hung over. Or went into his room and pissed his bed.

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mylifeisnotfuckd 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:30

haha thats just flat out funny

AnneFTW 17

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:33

LOL FYL. Move out!

MetalCraze 11

Monday 1 June 2009 15:52

yeah this is when you shave his head and write i like boycock on his face in permenant marker

bettadenne1 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:50

damn tht sux hommie 

winterharte 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 10:13

I've fallen asleep while both taking a dump an going pee. Two of the most embarrassing pictures ever xD

OasC82 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:09

That's when you piss on him and pour hot candle wax on him, then shit in his bed.

theodore214 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:02

LMAO that is better than the FML LOL

risarous 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 7:02

lol # 10 this is some tough crap

Efilyn 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 16:37

Aww. ^ Agreed. xD

Efilyn 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 16:38

Oh gross. Poor cousin. ): That must have been reallyyyy awkward.

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