Health, Thief, ACAB and Cops: Wrong end of the stick - FML

Wrong end of the stick

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, while I was jogging, a guy tackled me and got my iPhone. Being a good runner, I caught up with him and grabbed him. Next thing I knew, I was on the ground with a policeman yelling in my ear. The thief got away. FML

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kurodansei 16

Friday 5 July 2013 17:13

Bad boys bad boys what you gonna do what you gonna do when they're mistaken for you?

ApollosMyth 22

Friday 5 July 2013 17:13

So I assume the police-man thought you were attacking/mugging the guy, in which case, that is really unfortunate.

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CooperRage 13

Friday 5 July 2013 18:45

There's your first mistake, jogging. Don't you know that joggin/running/walking is for when your truck breaks down?

TechFire 25

Friday 5 July 2013 19:31

Please don't be from US Please don't be from US Please don't be from US *checks profile* wait wut ... Oh, mocking him because he's from the US. -.-

KevinFlynn 13

Friday 5 July 2013 19:03

and that's why I hate cops

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 5 July 2013 23:02

I second that emotion.

LifeExpert_1 10

Friday 5 July 2013 19:34

Find my iPhone?

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Friday 5 July 2013 19:56

Police work at its finest...

Grayness_ 26

Friday 5 July 2013 19:57

I would've cursed the shit outta that cop. And prolly went to the chief or manager or whatever cops have.

jedorr07 5

Friday 5 July 2013 20:09

Look on the bright side, that worthless iPhone is gone. Now you're free to get a good one

jw90 18

Friday 5 July 2013 20:21

Did you explain the situation? I don't know how much good it will do since law enforcement never takes time to get the full story before that arrest someone on their own assumptions.

yawz 1

Friday 5 July 2013 20:26

Let me guess this was written from your iPhone.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Friday 5 July 2013 21:03

I smell bacon!!!!

Jjimen1654 9

Friday 5 July 2013 21:22

#5 here is a simple answer, it's their job........

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