Workout

By Demitrius_T - 19/03/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after noticing weight gain, I purchased an ab belt. Despite no gym for around a year now, I assumed I could easily sustain an advanced level workout and put the belt on maximum strength. The first shock catapulted me off my feet and smacked my head into the wall, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
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Sady_Ct 37

Noticeable dent in what? Your head or the wall?

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RichardPencil 30

You know what you get when you ASSUME -- you make an ASS out of U and ME. You may have made an ass out of me, but at least I don't have a dent in my head!

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RichardPencil 30

You know what you get when you ASSUME -- you make an ASS out of U and ME. You may have made an ass out of me, but at least I don't have a dent in my head!

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Sady_Ct 37

Noticeable dent in what? Your head or the wall?

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RichardPencil 30

I'm assuming his head. But, then again, we've discussed the perils of assuming.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

You'd think starting out easy and working your way up would be common sense.

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princess_stabitty 20

Oh well, who would have thought that after a year of no gym, the belt would have catapulted you like that?

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DrSamba1 8

Was the dent in the wall or on your head? 🤣🤣🤣

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IHaveThePower 16

And thus we learn the first lesson: Read The User Manual.

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