Sex and Intimacy: Woof woof

Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Bug5992 - 09/12/2012 22:46 - United States - Kent

Today, I was getting intimate with my current bootycall when he thought it would be funny to make animal sounds. He "baa-ed" "moo-ed" and "gobbled" until losing his erection from intense laughter, leaving me there very confused and unsatisfied. FML

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By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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By Kelsiiii - 11/03/2020 03:00

Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML

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By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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n1rvanat1zed 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:11

So he basically doesn't understand exactly how doggiestyle works.

littlemissdqgirl 8

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:12

Wow, your sex life must be kinky lol

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BeastlyCupcake69 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:28

wtf lolololol

Snugglez 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:28

Lol that is really awkward. Turn off no doubt

Neex_fml 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:29

furry.

Famousxxx 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:29

That must of been awkward... I would have not let him finish.

Virus963 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:30

I knew the whole "doggie style" was gonna come up in this one

triggerit 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:34

as a dog he must lick not only your face but much lower too

iloveyouuuu523 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:46

madmax, you can see your dick...

Hermoine 3

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:49

did he hump?

bordercolliemom 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:49

if he's going to act like a dog put a leash on him.

PeaceOutx24 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 23:50

number nines pic is ******* discusting nice boner in ur shorts tool :P

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