Love and Kids: Wide words

Wide words

By julia - 11/06/2011 11:12 - United States

Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By daycare worker - 23/12/2016 18:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris

Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML

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Beautiful sentiment

By emily geo - 03/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML

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You deserved it 93

franticravyn 7

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:50

that's cute in a way…

Coon123 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:50

mature 5 year old

Comments

ant1078 7

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:40

that's just sad... not ur daughter, but the fact that u posted this on FML.

Big4ofThrash 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:40

love is fake anyway be proud of your daughter

djmacncheeze 6

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:42

smart kid

WordSmyth 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:43

Tell her she has nothing to worry about, pat her on the head and say that if they do break it, you'll be there to mend it with kisses and duck tape. Duct tape fixes everything.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:46

Lolz, boners always has a laughable comment...

BeagleJr 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:47

she is on smart cookie

Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:49

is this the same girl who has that boy working for her in the future?

klong91 7

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:51

Wise girl love sucks.

toxicmurder109 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:53

smart little girl

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:58

Some people take this site too seriously. I notice by the downed votes of comments which are meant to be sarcastic or obviously a joke in this case. Op, at least you don't have to raise a little monster... or is she a Gaga fan?