Why would you go and do a thing like that?

By anonymous - 25/05/2011 14:33 - Singapore

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML
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khaya 9

That means you have to follow through, follow them and watch them take a shit and then jump out and say "THAT'S MY SHIT."

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Tycjan 5

How can you claim ownership of someone else's fart ?

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Hotlanta 5

well you what they say about possession... possession is 9/10 of the law. lol

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hockeyrocks39 0

Maybe OP did this so he could have a seat on the subway with a little elbow room.

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hockeyrocks39 0

hahaha... "elbow room" you know more space to move around. If you're sitting in a shit cloud, who wants to sit by you?

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kingtz 6

Or maybe he said, "that fart's mine! No one else touch it" as he hurriedly began gathering up the air into his manpurse.

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snickerz01 0

its a satchel, indiana jones has one!

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TraceCase_ 19

The real owner was probably equally as puzzled...and relieved, in more ways than one.

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khaya 9

That means you have to follow through, follow them and watch them take a shit and then jump out and say "THAT'S MY SHIT."

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Egnar 19

So a few people, you'll never see again, looked at you and said eww that smells? Damn that sucks, my sympathizes man!!!!!

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RedPillSucks 31

OP might very well see them again if its a standard commute to/from work.

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Poliahputz 0

Forget how you did it....why the hell would you do that

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thatnucca 36

Did it smell like chili or a chicken teriyaki sub?

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