Kids: Whoops

Whoops

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2019 06:44

Today, I was in a public toilet taking a dump. I then noticed someone trying to peep under the door, so I kicked them in the head as hard as I could. Turned out it was a 5-year-old looking for his parent. FML

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By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By kids - 12/05/2014 05:17

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

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By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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Arseniy 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:11

Even kid could lock the door. No?

kkutting 2

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:15

haha! x) stupid kid should of locked the door! & you shouldn't just burst doors open lol!

Comments

Michigan_Girl 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:21

How dumb! If the mom was so worried about "pedos," she would have went inside the stall with her child, or at least stood right outside the door.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:37

Most likely, it was the mens room and her child is male. It sounds like she was just outside the door of the rest room, not the stall door.

Michigan_Girl 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:30

Yeah, I guess I could see that...but one would assume that anyone going into a public restroom, even a child, will know to lock a door because if you don't lock the stall door they just end up opening on their own.

lv426master 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:34

It never ceases to amaze me just how susceptible to the fundamental attribution error and hindsight bias the perusers of FML are.

salmendoza9 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:56

now that little kid is scared for life

SirAli 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:02

Did the mother see you running to the bathroom from outside and assume that you knew her kid was there? Lady needs to calm her shet, unless you had your junk pulled out by the time she burst in :)

suprmidgt 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:26

chimo is a way better word then pedo. you should start saying chimo.

Darkblade21 20

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:06

everybody who says ydi stfu plz. even if he was a kid, he can lock the door.

jamz99 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:20

lol this happened to me at pizza hut . I bust the door open to find myself looking down to a wide eyed kid taking a dump. after I went back to the table to eat he just stared at me till I felt like a dummy

Ishki 0

Friday 10 December 2010 0:08

45 - A pedophile is not a child violater, that would be a child molester. A pedophile is someone who is merely attracted to children, the same way gays are attracted to the same sex.