Awkward, Jewelry and Miscellaneous: Who do you take me for?

Who do you take me for?

By pandaboo - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML

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You deserved it 3 874

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By elizabeth - 29/11/2012 08:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML

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You deserved it 3 887

By violet - 29/11/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed minding my own business when my mom entered the room. I was proposed to a few weeks ago by my boyfriend, and my mom came in to tell me that my boyfriend's mom was on the phone. Turns out, he stole the engagement ring from her drawer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Brighton

Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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jdfml90 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:33

I would get your boyfriend to steal it back. He must believe you.

justsayfuck 5

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:33

An awful mother in law.. It's almost too cliché.

Comments

M0llie 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 5:29

I agree with 7 mabey his mum abd dad wouldn't let her in his room?

M0llie 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 5:31

33 you seam so wise. :)

Elenachka 0

Friday 6 August 2010 10:16

well thank you love (if that's not sarcasm lol) :)

slayinvisible 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 3:49

have your pussy boyfriend five you a new pearl necklace

varkey 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:16

Did you get it back? If not, it's them that stole it from you... FYL anyway

lonelyman36 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 8:45

Why would his mother think that you'd steal anyway?

Dashelle 25

Sunday 6 October 2013 8:45

What a bitch.

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 8:34

Wow better go straighten that out. Update, pls

ghost ➳ 7

Friday 25 May 2018 22:14

I would slap the shit out of his mom for thinking I'm a criminal

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 14 February 2024 0:02

So, to avoid you stealing your boyfriend's sister's necklace, your boyfriend's mom stole your necklace? Sounds logical when you think about it... And I'd have a talk with your boyfriend's mom if I were you, about trust within the family and stuff.