Cars, Vandalism and Transportation: Who did you piss off?

Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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Eashag 3

Monday 16 November 2009 2:28

Hahaha, poor thief, learn to put your ipod, cell phone and every other valuable item in your car like every other idiot in this country.

WTFsGoingOn 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:45

I knew this screen name would come in handy!

Comments

CarterColbie 4

Monday 16 November 2009 5:32

YDI for being in a station wagon.

3n1gma_fml_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:34

That is hilarious.

deepbluesea 1

Monday 16 November 2009 5:47

Are you sure it wasn't someone who has a grudge against you?

DogFun 0

Monday 16 November 2009 6:13

How many FMLs are there about someone damaging a car? Like seriously all FML is filled with is iPod/iPhone related stories and smashed up cars with notes.

LeeJ 0

Monday 16 November 2009 6:29

When I drove a wagon, all people would do is throw up in it if I left my windows cracked at a party.

SarcasticAvenger 9

Monday 16 November 2009 6:38

I have a feeling that they know who you are in person. Any moron who spells 'cos, deserves this to happen to them.

magenkyo 0

Monday 16 November 2009 6:57

ydi for havin a shorty car. btw anyone looking for something good to steal should not break into. station wagon. chances are you are wasting your time

Stimphead 0

Monday 16 November 2009 6:58

... This one isn't funny... I think its just stupid. Why was this posted? So what some guy broke into your car and you have nothing valuable in it... haha? No, there are much better FML's out there. This is crap, I can't even think of laughing to this.

SekC 0

Monday 16 November 2009 7:19

I think the person's windows being smashed in on their car is enough reason to post an FML. There is no requirement for the FMLs to be funny.

Stimphead 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:28

My car windows have been smashed and the "thief" stole my laptop computer that had all my documents and a huge thesis from college that was soon to be due. This all happened while I was watching my bro's soccer game... I don't think thats good enough material to be posted as these kind of things happen every day. I just want something more original.

morgan020 0

Monday 16 November 2009 7:05

at least now I know I'm not the only one who doesn't leave expensive shit in their car. how hard is it to clean your car out every once in a while to keep it from being such a mess? good for you OP for keeping your car clean and not leaving your iPod laptop cell phone jewelry or whatever expensive items in your car.