Whatever floats your boat

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a first date. I didn't know that licking my neck was on the agenda. FML
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MeanBeagle 22

cannibalism .... only leaves a funny taste when you're eating a clown

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tony1891 22

wonder what's next on the agenda?

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lazyslumber 18

This FML needs more info, I agree it's weird but the extent depends on whether it was a blind date or OP's date was a close friend whom OP decided to date.

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foxwasalamb 24

really? its that "gross" and "nasty" to lick someones neck? forreal? their neck is probably cleaner than their mouth and a helluva lot cleaner than genitals. people give hickies and people kiss their partners neck. i dint see why its gross

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TaylorWhiteGirl 15

Because it's the FIRST date...

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rocker_chick23 27

There is a difference between your partner giving you a hickey and a stranger licking your neck during the first date

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orbit 22

Well I'm guessing the person didn't just jump across a table and lick op. We need more context, what was happening before the lick?

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Ichiya 29

Food crumbs on her neck. Never let food go to waste!

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turtlefreak32 17

OP here! Not much you can put into less than 300 characters. It was a blind date, and I can guarantee that there won't be a second date. He wouldn't respect my boundaries, and I'm not okay with that. Like I told him, I'm slower than a turtle in molasses.

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xleanne_aLly 23

Hey OP, I love turtles too. I'm going to use that some time okay. "I'm slower than a turtle in the molasses." As for the guy. On the positive side, you found out he's not right for you on the first date!

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turtlefreak32 17

Totally okay with that haha. Tar is a good one too.

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DenverTyrrell 13

Eww how did it get to that part of the date?! And why did you let him if you didn't like it feel sorry for you

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turtlefreak32 17

I'm generally a quiet person, and don't like hurting people. Also, I was trying to pay attention to the movie haha. I didn't notice he was that close until he actually did it. I didn't let him kiss me, either. He was fairly handsy.

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worldclassrager 39

That's a bit too early I would have to say...so a second date or not?

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prettyinpinkxoxo 9

That's happened to me before too ...it feels weird...:/

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marcranger 28

If I'd been you, OP, the other FML that would be working its way through moderation would've said, "Today, I went on a first date. My testicles have been smashed flatter than a pancake, and I got stuck with the bill. FML." I don't blame you if you decide to stick to the single life after this.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Because of one creep, you'd understand if they stayed single the REST of their entire life? Wow.

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SuperMew 22

Reminds me of a friend I had in middle school. She got a boyfriend that wouldn't kiss her, just licked her neck and face. Sounds like he grew up and is still romancing girls.

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