Love, Facebook, Social Media and AITA: What have I done now? - FML

What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 313

You deserved it 35 380

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Where did everyone go?

By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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You deserved it 694

Social media was a mistake

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

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You deserved it 11 306

By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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You deserved it 5 279

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...

By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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You deserved it 357

Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 8 216

Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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You deserved it 8 272

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You deserved it 8 611

You got lawyered

By fckmylife - 20/12/2016 19:47

Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 192

You deserved it 715

By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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Top comments

ajlopez 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:26

Did you like the page?

OhWhoCares 42

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:25

Maybe you should be more careful about things you say to people, OP.

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xluciferx666 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:47

Time to put some spoons over your eyes and start blocking out the haters

drake1138 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:47

Looking at the name you choose, it sounds like they made a support page for people hurt by a support page. 0-0

jewstooge 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:47

at least your own father didn't go on a hate speech about Asians in front of your Asian your now ex Asian girl friend

unwantedforlife 14

Wednesday 1 April 2015 5:34

She stopped being Asian?

JuicyJJ 9

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:55

What have u done?

annalily5 28

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:55

I need more context. Like, this page might have been created by a crazy ex and the only person following it is a friend who thinks it's funny, or the page could have thirty people sharing heat wrenching stories about Op's cruelty. The first is a minor FYL, the second is a YDI asshole.

brendejafulable 41

Wednesday 1 April 2015 1:59

You sound un delightful.

jelrid 30

Wednesday 1 April 2015 2:09

Ooh, subtle!

JessicaGrewal 22

Wednesday 1 April 2015 2:17

What do you even say or do to hurt people that much?

stephissilly 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 2:25

Regina george, is that you?

Guard_Babe 19

Wednesday 1 April 2015 2:46

"Raise your hand if you hand if you've ever felt like you've been personally victimized by Regina George"

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Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. FML

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Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

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Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML

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Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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Today, I accidentally bought an audio book through iBooks for $40 AUD. I'm deaf. FML

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Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

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Today, my mom scolded me for ruining my sister's "vacation" here. She just got deported from abroad, and was only gone for 2 months after falling for a marriage scam. Now she deludes to herself that she was born and raised there, and claims not to understand our mother tongue, calling it third world primate language. FML

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