Love, Facebook, Social Media and AITA: What have I done now? - FML

What have I done now?

By SupportPage - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrance

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Where did everyone go?

By LoveUGuysToo - 05/08/2020 14:03

Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML

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Social media was a mistake

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 10:51 - Australia

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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So I got that goin' for me, which is nice...

By Notadrugdealer - 07/12/2017 15:00

Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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Quit while you're ahead

By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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You got lawyered

By fckmylife - 20/12/2016 19:47

Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML

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By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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Top comments

ajlopez 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:26

Did you like the page?

OhWhoCares 42

Wednesday 1 April 2015 0:25

Maybe you should be more careful about things you say to people, OP.

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bwinski 19

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:13

am I the only one that noticed the terrible grammar/ spelling in this post or is it my device?

keyofdestiny13 24

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:19

It's part of April Fool's. I was confused, too.

mattrd_fml 31

Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:21

April fools!

poktfulof87shelz 3

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:23

why change all the e 's to a 's?

jbmk5 3

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:29

I wish I could respond correctly to this, but I can't get over how horribly written it is and wondering how it got approved to figure out what it says.

Courtney_Madden 1

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:43

Im more interested in what happened to your 'e' button

MrsPegg 45

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:50

Am I the only one who sees how this is written? Lots of typos!

llamarrama01 21

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:01

Rick Grimes now has internet

bandit223 6

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:13

Why the hell are all the e's changed to a's?

horriblejoke 8

Wednesday 1 April 2015 10:53

Obviously you're doing well, I hope one day I'm that hated!

zimgirl 18

Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:07

uhhh.....what??

SEROKE 13

Wednesday 1 April 2015 11:13

Did you ******* write this fml with you eyes closed

mattrd_fml 31

Wednesday 1 April 2015 14:34

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Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML

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Today, my 6 year-old brought me a card. On it was a turd belonging to my 4 year-old son. She got excited and grossed out, and threw it on the rug. FML

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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

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Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

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Today, I realized I can't afford to break up with my boyfriend of 2 years, as we split the rent. I'll need a second job just to get out of my bad relationship. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML

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