What did you expect?

By parasheeeet - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Birmingham

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML
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jsan727 17

I'm not an expert, but I don't think that's how you play angry birds...

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Emma1562 35

Awe your poor bird. I hope that doesn't ruin his trust.

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TAntobella 14

BOO! I bet OP has just thrown his phone through the room by reading this comment. **** that bird's life, not yours.

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Witchylady 17

Just plain nasty. That is terrible. Your its will never trust you again. Maybe a paper bird would be easier for you too take care off. And you can colour it any colour you like

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VampOfSavannah 31

That poor bird, you don't deserve his trust! Put him up for adoption and get a stuffed animal, you crazy bitch.

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zykrithium 22

Yeah... hopefully PETA doesn't get a hold of this FML

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Rubly 10

I can't stop laughing i'm such an awful person

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stellasue11 38

i got in a hanger fight with my brother and accidentally hit my cockitel and broke its wing :(

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