Awkward and Love: Weird flex, but OK

Weird flex, but OK

By incestastic - 14/08/2010 23:23 - Canada

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 15:00 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Nice to meet you… again

By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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Brutally honest

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 07:25 - Australia

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

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Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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By TeamVomit - 27/08/2017 23:15

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to surprise him and caught him with another girl. As my boyfriend got up to explain himself, I, in a state of shock, violently threw up on him (and partially her). His mum had let me in the house. At least I know whose side she's on. FML

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Arsonnist 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:22

So... your brother was supposed to be your boyfriend? Or is he just the random kid that breaks in every now and then?

perfectlybrokenx 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:27

F her real sons life, maybe? :|

Comments

Fentown_fml 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 22:46

That's pretty hilarious OP, gotta admit.

gypsyblue 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 23:23

That's more hilarious than a FYL. :D Come on, admit it... after everything was explained, you all had a big laugh over it.

varkey 7

Monday 16 August 2010 0:54

wow, this is so funny, lol FYL

Dani3264 0

Monday 16 August 2010 1:31

That's sooo funny

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Monday 16 August 2010 2:21

LMFAO OP how dare you Violate that Lady's Eyes?! LMFAO

RavenIsTheSex 0

Monday 16 August 2010 4:03

How did this comment board turn into an English lesson? :3

PurttyGurlSwaqq 0

Monday 16 August 2010 5:51

is ur brother deformed or something?

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Monday 16 August 2010 7:11

lmao

ChicaChica5683 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:47

ur moms a bitch

Sokai_fml 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:51

AHAHAHA.

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Today, my roommate sent me a picture of his shit. I don’t know what’s worse, the caption saying “3 lbs” or the fact that it was all one gigantic piece. FML

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