Weird flex, but OK

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after two days of not showering. FML
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pancakerocks 1

intresting. i take joy in smelling myself after i shower

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themattfufu 0

I don't take pleasure in it, but when my pits stink, I don't mind sniffing them.

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hateevryone 14

What type of pleasure do you get out of that?

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RockDrRoll 9

I concur: F (every1 around u) L.. Just bc u lk ur own brand doesnt make it ok. Honestly h8 to imagine wat else is gone funky on u lolz

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DocBastard 38

Sorry, but I have to run this through my Idiot-English Translation Engine: *whirr* *click* *bzzzzz* *DING!* "I concur. **** the lives of everyone around you. Just because you like your own brand of odor doesn't make it ok. I would honestly hate to imagine what else has gone awry with you. I have tentacles for fingers, hence my horrible typing." You're welcome.

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RockDrRoll 9

rofl Grammar Troll!.. I love knwing my fantastic shortcuts 4 FML mobile can cause another person 2 police the internet.. Lolz FYL GNazi.

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DocBastard 38

I took pleasure in hitting the "You deserved it" button, stinky.

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lhfireman 0

you then sniffed the underwear you've been wearing in those 2 days followed by a finger run up your ass crack before deciding that a dead skunk in the summer thrown in a sewage tank smells better

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dmac843 2

Not everyone enjoys artificial fragrances on people. I personally prefer the natural smell of people (within reason) and really dislike most colognes, perfumes, deodorants and the like. Some people have very strong bo, some don't. Depends on diet and other factors.

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dmac843 2

Time to learn the Five Finger Death Punch. You should only hafta use it a couple of times for the li'l crumb snatchers to get the idea and straighten up.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You sound like my kind of lady. With someone like you, dirty, nasty sex would take on a whole other meaning!

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Arashi_Nightmare 8

You sound like some kind of creep. Besides, I'm assuming that because this is an FML, OP doesn't exactly love being dirty all the time :I

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