Birthday and Kids: Turn of phrase

Turn of phrase

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 16:59 - Australia - Boya

Today, my son was at a birthday party. After eating a plate of cake, he loudly asked the birthday boy's mum if he could have sloppy seconds. I don't know where he heard that phrase, but the other kids' parents shot me very dirty looks. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 22:15 - United States - Lehi

Today, my in-laws came for dinner. My 5-year-old son chose that as the perfect time to say, "Good girls always swallow!" when my daughter coughed up some of her food. I have no idea where he heard it, but my mother-in-law blamed me, and my wife had to convince her not to call CPS on me. FML

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By stargirl - 19/07/2011 00:36 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By bdayboy - 11/01/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

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By shh - 09/10/2015 07:06 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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By OhMeGerd - 05/10/2012 14:56 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML

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denaeb123 24

Sunday 8 March 2015 5:18

Has he watched the parent trap? I'm almost 100% sure that phrase is in there during the sloppy joe scene

Destinee_1 13

Sunday 8 March 2015 5:26

This kids starting early.

Comments

Khaleesi_D 9

Sunday 8 March 2015 8:14

Do they have an older sibling? Older siblings teach you all the important stuff at that age, like how to flip people off. maybe a kid in class has an older sibling, maybe they learned it from them. Maybe an older cousin. Any way older family members are where they learn the good stuff.

zenrael 21

Sunday 8 March 2015 10:36

Is he an only child? If not there's your answer. If so then he probably heard it at school.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 8 March 2015 12:39

Aww that is the parents' dirty minds twisting it. What person wouldn't have found it funny and cute!

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:28

there's no telling where he heard that from. kids are exposed to more conversations than one will ever know. they're very impressionable which is why we as parents should watch what and who they're exposed to.

randomheartthrob 7

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:37

Kids say the darrnest things

abNormal62 23

Sunday 8 March 2015 14:00

The boy's got game! Did he also get a second piece of cake?

Ariana683 8

Sunday 8 March 2015 18:14

What does sloppy seconds mean

iwadasn 32

Monday 9 March 2015 0:34

The older Marvel comics used to use the phrase a lot as just a synonym for "seconds." It's possible that's where he got it from.

Denny1988 19

Monday 9 March 2015 9:47

Chris Brown and Rhianna, cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

sgardner10682 4

Monday 9 March 2015 19:46

judging you for something a young child says isn't right. But also now might be the time to reach how to act in public. I'm not judging my mom still has to remind me I'm in public at 32 lol!