Turn me on

By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML
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Calingaladha 21

Yeah, I'm sure his hands stay glued to that phone, too.

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cksmith51 14

I honestly don't see why he'd have a problem with it. Does he not realize he's the one causing it?

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GidleyWife 12

If he doesn't care about your pleasure now, don't expect him to pleasure you in the future!

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pinfire 1

My control freak of an ex used to get mad at me for masturbating. He used to say, "I'm the I my one who should be allowed to touch you like that." He would literally get jealous of my own hands...I found out later that he was cheating on me for like the last 2 years we were together.

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JebMcdeber 11

You know you're dating a ****, right?

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Yung_pimpin 2

And that kids... Is how i met your mother

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FMLusername969 21

Narcissist.

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Azidoazide 5

Wow, tell him you'll get your appetite somewhere else and watch the hypocrisy rain. What an idiot

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