Turbocharged Dog By FML Videos - 30/10/2018 18:30 So speed. Much fast. Wow. I agree, your life sucks 261 You deserved it 77 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML I agree, your life sucks 92 795 You deserved it 16 308
Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 837 You deserved it 30 760
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML I agree, your life sucks 67 105 You deserved it 4 706
Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 731 You deserved it 4 530
Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 418 You deserved it 5 267
Today, my boyfriend gave me his theory on how the world would be a better place if Hitler had won the 2nd World War. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 932 You deserved it 6 609
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't share food after I tried taking a chip from him. I made popcorn that night, and when he tried to take some, I said, "I'm sorry, I don't share food" to get him back. His response? "I can tell." FML I agree, your life sucks 39 308 You deserved it 9 616
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML I agree, your life sucks 906 You deserved it 88
Take that poor creature out for a walk!
Ahahah I love the cat watching left and right, looks like a tennis match !