Travel away from the sadness - FML

Travel away from the sadness

By thisshtissad - 22/09/2019 02:01

Today, I was thinking about how I saw Eric from That '70s Show at an airport and never said anything to him. I still regret it. FML

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By Confused - 16/04/2014 04:13 - United States - Irvine

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 08:30 - Australia

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while. I swear I couldn't help it when the words "Wow, I bet you really regret that haircut." came out of my mouth. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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Good bye!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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Still alive?

By Anonymous - 07/01/2020 01:00

Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML

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Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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Mathalamus 24

Sunday 22 September 2019 2:40

He probably wouldn't have talked to you at all. Airport tends to be busy.

Paul Rushing 21

Sunday 22 September 2019 4:21

My Sister-in-law met Topher Grace and said that he was the meanest, entitled, self-centered jerk. By far the worst celebrity they’ve ever had at her job. She works at Walt Disney World...

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Mathalamus 24

Sunday 22 September 2019 2:40

He probably wouldn't have talked to you at all. Airport tends to be busy.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 22 September 2019 4:01

Wait wait wait... you saw THE Topher Grace at an airport, and didn't speak to him? Are you ******* nuts?! This is literally the most upsetting story ever published on FML, and your cowardice sickens me to my very core. I'm kidding. It was Topher Grace. Who gives a ****? That guy helped ruin Spider-Man 3. Worst. Venom. Ever. And That 70s show was as funny as setting your genitals on fire.

Paul Rushing 21

Sunday 22 September 2019 4:21

My Sister-in-law met Topher Grace and said that he was the meanest, entitled, self-centered jerk. By far the worst celebrity they’ve ever had at her job. She works at Walt Disney World...

DogStew 20

Sunday 22 September 2019 6:08

**** Topher Grace! He ruined that great show.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 22 September 2019 7:14

From that casual encounter, you might have met Ashton Kutcher and gotten a cameo of "Two and a Half Men." What a waste of potential!

WeirdUS 29

Monday 23 September 2019 18:32

You are sorry about missing the guy known for the emotional range of a rice cake? You set the bar low lower enough to trip or break a toe.

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Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

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Today, my parents used to tell that me life gets way better after high school. Yeah, for everyone else at my school. They’re partying it up in college or travelling during gap years, meeting all sorts of people. I have to work more than full time because my parents kicked me out the week after I graduated. FML

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Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML

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Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

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