Too Tired To Function By FML Videos - 09/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York He doesn't like to move it move it. I agree, your life sucks 291 You deserved it 84 Share Tweet Share
Today, after getting ghosted by a company for a job I really wanted, I posted on LinkedIn, venting my frustration with companies not having the decency to send rejection letters. My current boss, who didn't know I was job hunting, saw it, and let me know I'm now on the shit list. FML I agree, your life sucks 105 You deserved it 915
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 043 You deserved it 120
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML I agree, your life sucks 41 248 You deserved it 5 686
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 851 You deserved it 1 520
Today, my smoke alarm went off. In a frenzy, I called 9-1-1 and exited my house. Several minutes later a fire truck showed up. After investigating, one of the firemen informed me I needed to change the batteries in my smoke alarm. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 259 You deserved it 37 826
Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 650 You deserved it 3 557
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 841 You deserved it 4 117
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 014 You deserved it 115