Clumsy and Work: Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass...

By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ojskyguy - 11/10/2014 23:04 - United States - Pearl

Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By aussie worker - 23/03/2017 14:00

Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Ouchie

By shadowednavi - 26/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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You deserved it 3 846

No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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lekiat 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:53

looks like this job isn't meant for you

ImThePope 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:49

Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D

Comments

flickyourbic1223 7

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:16

That's why white wine is always a better choice. :)

Grimmerie 31

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:12

what is with your hand?

Livinia 11

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:18

Third time's a charm.

ElGranOrgo 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:20

you're hot

rocketeer_97 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:24

^^ pedo.

VieDeMerdeorFuck 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:28

if you get two, you get three :P

poiuytjfffc 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:32

in my town, you're what we would call "Ms. Clumsy-Tough-Bitch"

bribri360 0

Friday 29 April 2011 6:13

OP is a male...

cobras40 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:37

watch where your walking duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

forthepainx3 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:40

sounds like a shitty situation. oh wait..

CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:19

Did you break any mirrors/step on cracks/ see black cats lately? Because that's some bad luck.

starwind3438 9

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:09

Superstitions are stupid.

CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:33

What is your definition of superstition? I meant my comment as a hoke but some people really do believe in these things. And some people count religions as superstition.