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By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

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By kirrby - 12/11/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

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By NotSoSmart - 03/09/2019 17:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML

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Sorry

By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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By masterofblues - 24/07/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 17:01 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I fucked up a relationship, by accident, and then they broke up. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

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NeatNit 32

Wednesday 11 December 2013 7:38

Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.

Zimmington 21

Wednesday 11 December 2013 7:40

Make a ******* decision & stick to it

Comments

NessaMae 19

Wednesday 11 December 2013 14:41

She probably used reverse psychology.

RoaRawR 6

Wednesday 11 December 2013 14:51

let me guess, she dropped the cloths?

skatoolaki 24

Wednesday 11 December 2013 15:26

Oh, she's good.

DessaChan 9

Wednesday 11 December 2013 15:56

What are you going to do now?

codyswearingen 3

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:01

Obviously you still like her

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:25

They say the Jedi mind trick only works on the weak minded.

G_bear24 9

Wednesday 11 December 2013 17:36

Haha those jedi mind tricks!

lonelystrangers 7

Wednesday 11 December 2013 18:52

you got messed up hahaha

lsg3000 6

Wednesday 11 December 2013 19:27

Sounds like your girlfriend thought you were lame and planned to break up with you first...women are always one step ahead!

jh921971 10

Wednesday 11 December 2013 19:57

It sounds like your balls disappeared.

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