By jessiejaybee - 18/11/2014 10:41 - United States

Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML
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lnheritance 19

Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!

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Googolman 29

No one can resist serial killers. Literally.

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TheLadyOpal 30

You may be single, but at least you're not engaged to an insane manipulative bastard. Silver lining, right?

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yerrkiddingme 2

he's a smart psychopath to lead a bunch of people of course he's going to have one

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Ki11erC 18

You point out he's 80, unless you're 80 you can't compare, come back in a few years ;)

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captainsmegma 12

Don't be discouraged dear. The prisons are filled with sick deviant perverts. I'm sure there is one that is right for you. Put on a slutty dress and go for visiting day.

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Ethan_Blevins 12

Hey if someone can get engaged at 80 years old, I'm sure there is plenty of time for you!

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dragoongirl90 34

You deserve it for believing a dumb hoax.

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UsagiArwen 23

What #74 said. This isn't like some news on the Onion. It's a true article in the news. Charles Manson - aged 80 - did in fact get a marriage license. The woman in question is a 26 year old who (according to one of the articles) ran off from home 9 years prior to try to help him get exonerated. Learn what a hoax is before posting.

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MrLonelies 3

For every rejection, add one cat to your collection. It always helped me

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Lisa13Mar 4

You do realize you're envying the relationship of a mass murderer, and a woman who has serious mental issues, right?

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