Work: Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting...

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 05:37 - United States

Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML

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Friday 28 October 2011 12:12

Oh the old people..

robincakes94 8

Friday 28 October 2011 12:26

I would have stopped trying to dress her after my second hit.

Comments

melindakwhite 0

Friday 28 October 2011 14:13

I also work in a nursing home so I definately feel your pain... I have as many bruises as a professional boxer after a fight!

elisabeth1_fml 0

Friday 28 October 2011 14:23

As a carer you should know that when someone is aggressive especially demented people to walk away and try later. Or not at all. I worked as a carer and there is no way I would put myself in a position where I got hit. Quite a few times they were left safe and comfortable cause they were aggressive. Staff have rights too.

Skittlepickle 13

Friday 28 October 2011 14:37

Aw, if she has bad memory you can't get mad. "STRANGER DANGER!" "STRANGER DANGER!" "STRANGER DANGER!"

davevalent 1

Friday 28 October 2011 14:40

hahahah...poor you

Heebles 2

Friday 28 October 2011 14:41

Hey, It's not her fault, if you woke up confused and someone was doing that to you, I think I'd punch them too.

Savra_fml 17

Friday 28 October 2011 15:24

She is getting ready for bed, not waking up. Can see your confusion though

davevalent 1

Friday 28 October 2011 14:44

hahahaha...poor you

effarve 2

Friday 28 October 2011 14:54

you are a fool, that happens the second time and i pop that bitch in her ribs once to let her know thats not an appropriate way to deal with me helping her.

SweetLou37 4

Friday 28 October 2011 15:25

I know how u feel I work nights at a nursing home and there is this one woman that has kicked my ass a few times.

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 28 October 2011 15:26

Look YDI. First GET SOME HELP while you help her so that you have a witness. Then, GET SOME HELP for being so stupid that you'd let her punch you 6 times because the nurse told you to help her.