Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

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Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

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Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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abu4u 26

Sunday 15 March 2015 12:06

It's ok as long as he sounds like Morgan Freeman.

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 15 March 2015 12:02

You need curtains or blinds.

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russell1470 7

Sunday 15 March 2015 21:13

Sounds kinda awesome

badblaby 8

Sunday 15 March 2015 21:21

Move out of the ghetto maybe?

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sunday 15 March 2015 21:32

Why was some homeless person having sex with your boyfriend?

thefmlman2011 36

Sunday 15 March 2015 21:44

it wasn't the guy with the golden voice was it?

dragonladiesfire 19

Sunday 15 March 2015 21:58

This is hilarious. If this happened to me I would just start commenting back. I mean if I was in my house, I would stop because that would be plain creepy that a homeless person was watching through the window. but if I was in a public place or a car..well..kind of would be asking for it. So best to make light of the situation and join in on commenting. I mean..how much fun does a homeless person have? Was the window down to where you can hear the homeless guys voice..? aha.

guaromx2 3

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:04

A homeless guy came over to do a voice over of you and your boyfriend having sex... And you kept on going???

yerrkiddingme 2

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:16

homeless sees all.

bambilll 5

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:35

hahaha !

joe1105 11

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:41

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Sunday 15 March 2015 22:46

Subtitles would b awesome too

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