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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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By hiccups - 03/11/2012 15:52 - United States - New York

Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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By inhaler -.- - 06/10/2013 05:20 - United States - Huntsville

Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:16

Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')

Alleged_Cranium 7

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:51

23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.

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sailorzoe 14

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:52

Get freaky and stop breathing weird.

scar97 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 13:55

so does that mean she enjoyed the sex or not?

perdix 29

Tuesday 8 March 2011 14:12

That's a consequence of a really bad attempt at faking.

yummycupcakegirl 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 14:55

Haha! LOL

amerwin 3

Tuesday 8 March 2011 14:57

Just remove the paper bag from your head, and resume breathing into it normally.

kingtz 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:52

Win! ^^

FallonFerSure 6

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:02

Haha!! xD

Frickmetinajenks 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:15

Lrn2orgasm

klong91 7

Tuesday 8 March 2011 15:35

Use a vibrator next time.

guckylynn 19

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:04

Stop trying so hard next time. The reason most women never ****** is because they're so focuses on having the ****** and then it never happens.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 17:13

Almost! Nevermind.

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