Miscellaneous: Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker...

By Joey - 11/03/2012 06:51 - Canada

Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

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By Jacky-Boy - 07/08/2009 00:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML

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By holladaddy - 24/02/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML

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By d.stack - 12/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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Sunday 11 March 2012 12:14

Jumpin' wedding? What is that?

somewizdom 15

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:26

I should call you if my ex decides to get married.

Comments

ashl123 19

Sunday 11 March 2012 14:14

This is more of a FML for the bride. Today was my wedding day and the crappy DJ's speakers broke so we had to listen to music on an old portable CD player. I guess I know now you get what you pay for

t765234 10

Sunday 11 March 2012 14:49

YDI for describing a wedding reception as "jumping", who the hell has a "jumping" wedding?

hilary56 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 14:50

Sucks for their wedding! It was supposed to best day ever and perfect but..... Yea

darlalynn87 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 14:53

i woulda punched u out .. then not pay u nd sick my dog at u .. lmap dummy

himoonkey 8

Sunday 11 March 2012 18:40

Excuse me my fine sir, could you please speak English in this fine establishment?

jillybean555 5

Sunday 11 March 2012 14:59

Jumpin'? Is this the 80's?

adamk1989 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 15:11

Did u still get paid?

danielleg94 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 15:29

The couple getting married should be saying fml, not you

perdix 29

Sunday 11 March 2012 15:42

I'll bet everyone thought you were a dooshbag and a looser. If you had a locker, don't go back to it, just get a new one. Did the person with the portable CD player get half your fee?