By kaynotentirelywrong - 15/08/2013 16:49 - Canada - Repentigny

Today, while discussing career prospects with my mom, she suggested that I become a penis puppeteer, because "Let's face it, you play with it 24/7. Why not make a career out of it?" Yeah, thanks. FML
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SamanthaNGoree 10

And now I know what I want to be when I grow up!

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I think I speak for the rest of the males on FML when I say, "We accept PayPal".

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Scruggalicious 13

Or you could just be the master debator

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Rexington27 7

The training has been handy.

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TheDrifter 23

That has to be the funniest way I've seen an fml mom call her son a wanker.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Just don't shuffle to much where all you have left is something that resembles a No. 2 pencil.

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wowthatissad 9

Is penis puppeteering the same as coochie caressing?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I caress my poochie all the time. He's real big and furry. He likes to play fetch and..wait. Coochie..? Oh..

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trollololulz 2

tie a penis to a string and make it dance-erections are not good for range of movement during preformances and don't make for a happy ending.

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woiz 11

moms know their kids better than anyone

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