Intimacy: Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer,... - FML

By RDMdragoon - 13/07/2009 11:16 - United States

Spicy

Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML

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By Questions - 12/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Ashford

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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"Found", eh?

By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

Spicy

Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Memento

By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 14:00

Spicy

Today, I saw a photo of my wife's ex sucking her boobs in her old phone. I'd told her about em, but she appears to have still kept them because it's a year later, and they haven't been deleted. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

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NonchalantSavant 0

Monday 13 July 2009 17:32

You dodged a bullet. Be thankful she's an ex-fiance and not an ex-wife.

Dantheman26 0

Monday 13 July 2009 17:31

that sucks

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oopsitouchedmyse 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:03

and those are your pictures to do whatever you want with, like e-mail to her parents..post online..etc... what a *****.

oopsitouchedmyse 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:05

ouch

CaptainBaconMan 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:15

Send it to everyone in her family.

cmac86 23

Monday 13 July 2009 23:20

good thing you got rid of her then, eh?

intotheblue 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:40

Normally I wouldn't encourage posting inappropriate pictures online, but in this case, I might make an exception...

candy1122 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:09

awww

monkeyman9 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:13

that sux,bro! but Go Horns!!!!!

muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:56

that's what you get for going through her account, you nosey bastard.

Jessyfish 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:26

Ouch.

BikerMike 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 2:27

Send the pic to her parents and upload it to the internet.

justanotherhuman 21

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:39

#52 has the right idea. Can anyone say "attachment" to an email to her parents? Some cases of infidelity just deserve that *extra* touch. Like when pictures are taken. In your bed. FYL.

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Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I’d feel comfortable pegging him. I had no idea what that meant, so I had to look it up. I tried to keep an open mind but it was just too far outside my comfort zone. Now he’s sulking and complaining about me being a prude. FML

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Today, my step-mom restarted the computer because she thought she'd downloaded a virus that stopped her from being able to click on anything, erasing my 7-page paper in the process. It turns out it was just the batteries dying in our wireless mouse. FML

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Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah and I'm 16. Bella is our dog whose birthday is next month. FML

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Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML

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Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank you card, I spilled black ink all over the new rug and it bled through to the carpet. I might need to find a new place to live. FML

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Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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